Did you think you were going to get five-star treatment at the hotel you just booked? That might not be such a good idea. While most hotels want to ensure you have a great stay, some fall short…
There are times when they fail to live up to expectations, and that is okay. However, these places all failed spectacularly at doing their jobs! Let’s take a look at some of the most epic fails in hotel history.
Try Calling For Help
What are you going to do when you find yourself in this mess? If you are brave enough, you can walk in like a penguin to grab the roll right in front of you. It is also possible to use that towel to wipe instead.
Try Calling For Help
We know that neither of those sounds great. You can also try yelling for help, but this only works if someone can hear you and the doors are all unlocked. It’s a tough world out there, isn’t it?
Just Like In Harry Potter
There are two emergency exits sign here, but we have yet to see the emergency exits themselves. What should we do when there is an emergency? Perhaps you only need to pick a wall and run through it.
Just Like In Harry Potter
Who knows, maybe the wizarding world in Harry Potter is actually real. Perhaps the hotel walls function just like Platform 9 ¾. Sadly, you will probably bruise yourself if this does not turn out to be the case.
Not What He Expected
This dude had been showering after spending a long day of driving on the road. We love getting some rest when taking a road trip. Unfortunately, the shower ended up being more stressful for him.
Not What He Expected
It is already bad enough to get trapped inside the bathroom. This is even worse because you are both naked and wet! Let us just hope that he came up with many deep shower thoughts while he was there.
A Pool But Not Really
The parents thought they could get out of kid-watching duties when they booked this Motel 6 location. They were wrong when they thought they could leave the kids in the pool and call it a day!
A Pool But Not Really
After all, no one can swim in such a grassy pool. We think it is funny that they did not bother taking out the shepherd’s hook and ladders. Do you think they are planning to renovate it soon?
Unable To Shake This One-Off
We would not complain if we find salt and pepper packets at the hotel lobby. It is nothing worth complaining about. However, we are bothered by the fact that they put them in the shakers!
Unable To Shake This One-Off
Perhaps this is some kind of money-making scheme of theirs. Could it be that they plan to charge the guests one dollar for every packet they use? This definitely sounds possible.
Enjoy The View After A Shower
Honolulu sounds like such a dream, doesn’t it? Although you will have to fly to get there, you might be able to get a deal on ticket prices when you catch a red-eye flight instead.
Enjoy The View After A Shower
You’ll get there in the dead of the night and fall asleep. In the morning, you just want to shower before you go do some sight-seeing… and find this. Did you want to enjoy views while showering? Here you go.
A Sink Like No Other
We have to say that it is incredible that professionals, if that’s what they are, got something this basic so wrong. Whoever installed it probably thought it was worth bragging about…
A Sink Like No Other
Can you believe that a team of people worked on the project together and failed to notice such a huge error? If they got a longer faucet, this could have worked.
The Honeymoon Ensuite
Well, it seems like the bathroom designer did not care much about privacy whatsoever! This might be okay if it was exclusively used for newlyweds and lovers. For others, not so much.
The Honeymoon Ensuite
This is going to be the worst if you have to share it with a coworker. Yikes. This will force you to take your work relationship to the next level, that much is for certain.
Ask For A Refund
Hotels often indicate a check-in period because they have to clean the room before you settle in. It turns out that they sometimes skip certain processes. If the bedsheets “look” clean, they might skip it.
Ask For A Refund
What do you do if you find this on the bed? This is glaring proof that the note is right! Uh-oh.
The Worst Shower Curtain Design
This photo is cringeworthy for a number of reasons. First of all, who came up with that shower curtain design? Second, why did he think it was a good idea to make a joke like this?
The Worst Shower Curtain Design
Rumor has it that his wife ended up kicking him out of the king bed. We hope they got a suite instead.
Even Worse Than You Expected
Man, we would feel cheated if they served us this first thing in the morning after charging us $15 for it! Sure, most hotels serve an unsatisfactory continental breakfast. But this is simply unbelievable.
Even Worse Than You Expected
Honestly, we would expect this from the school cafeteria, not the hotel. How disappointing is that?
A Cursed Hotel Room
This was found at a hotel in San Francisco. Yup, it is some hidden room you can access by taking the railing off. That doesn’t sound sketchy at all… right?
A Cursed Hotel Room
They were surely hiding something important there. What could it be? A dungeon? A murder room?
Hot Showers Are Out Of The Question
When you go on a trip, you must know just how comforting and relaxing it can be to return to your hotel room and take a hot shower. Unfortunately, you cannot do that if you stay here.
Hot Showers Are Out Of The Question
We know this looks unfair, but we have to give them credit for finding a way to save on the water bill!
Lost In Translation
Did this get lost in translation? We must admit that this is the only explanation we can come up with.
Lost In Translation
It could be that, but it is also possible that they delivered the message. It might be odd, but it’s possible.
A Guest Called Tulation
Don’t you just love it when hotel staff tries to make you feel special on your big day? We sure do.
A Guest Called Tulation
Unfortunately, they did not think this true. On the other hand, maybe the guest was called ‘Tulation’…
This Is Not A Public Library
People assume that everything in the hotel is free for the taking. That is not the case at this Hilton hotel.
This Is Not A Public Library
They got tired of reminding people that this is a hotel and not a public library! Get a grip, guests.
Help Me Find My Room
Look at this. It can be tricky to see, right? Can you imagine what it must be like when you’re drunk?
Help Me Find My Room
We hope you have a great memory since you might have trouble finding your room after a few drinks!
False Advertising Is Real
Do not believe everything you see on the internet. However, no one thought you could lie about a pool.
False Advertising Is Real
Apparently, it is possible. Yup, this guy had much higher expectations than what he found in the hotel.
Overlooking The Minor Details
Hotels go out of their way to make guests feel special. They might send you flowers, notes, even wine.
Overlooking The Minor Details
This is the reason we cannot believe they did not even personalize this. “Your sample text here”? Yikes!
Life Imitates Art
We had no idea that it is hard to choose the right decorations and designs. Take a look at this painting.
Life Imitates Art
Does it remind you of anything? It doesn’t help that they put it right on top of the toilet, does it?
Mixed Smoking Signals
Well, this is just very confusing! Can guests smoke or not? Can someone please clarify what this means?
Mixed Smoking Signals
Perhaps this was the plan all along. Confuse people so much that they just decided to stop smoking.
A Bit Much
We can think of a lot of things more romantic than waking up and seeing our partner going number 2.
A Bit Much
Man, why do hotel designers do stuff like this? It truly boggles the mind, we have to say.
All For Show
There are a lot of hotels that like to brag about the great views you can see from the rooms they offer.
All For Show
This hotel room, meanwhile, had curtains and no windows. That does not make sense whatsoever.
One More For Good Measure
This might just be the craziest sink we have ever seen in our lives. Why are there so many sprouts?!
One More For Good Measure
We are very curious about the gold one in particular. Do they even work? We have so many questions.
Read This Again
The person who snapped this said the kids were sad since they could not use the pool during their stay.
Read This Again
Their folks were too busy laughing at the sign, however. Inconvenience and incontinence do sound alike!
Solid Pool
Here is one more pool that no guests can use. We bet they got tired of all the noise people made here!
Solid Pool
They put gravel in to stop the pool parties. Well, that is definitely one way to go about it.
No Storage Space, No Problem
Fine, this was an Airbnb rental. Still, we think it deserves a spot on this glorious list of ours.
No Storage Space, No Problem
How come there was no space down there? Cabinets for display do not make sense, but you do you.
An Inaccurate World Map
We will start by saying that this is actually a pretty cool idea. However, the execution is rather lacking.
An Inaccurate World Map
For one thing, this map is simply inaccurate. This is a bad depiction of the Pangea… did they think the world was under China now?
A True Studio Unit
Are you sensitive about wasting your time? If so, we have found the perfect room for you!
A True Studio Unit
If you stay in this room, you do not have to cross the room to get to the toilet. How convenient, right?
After A Long Time
How much did that parking ticket cost? Yup, your eyes do not deceive you. How was that even possible?
After A Long Time
Well, the ticket goes all the way back to 1996. Now you know how much it costs to park for 20 years.
Not Like That
Did you think life will be much easier because you paid for a hotel stay? Not in this hotel, no sir.
Not Like That
If you want salt and pepper, here they are. You still have to work a little if you truly want to use them.
Not Very Inclusive
They made this sign to help out those with needs. After all, blind people still need to use the elevator.
Not Very Inclusive
It doesn’t make sense for them to cover the braille bit with glass, however. It just defeats the purpose!
A Matter Of Deception
He was excited to check-in at the hotel since he knew the gym was going to be huge from the pictures.
A Matter Of Deception
No, sorry. It turns out that it was only optical illusion yet again! It turns out that it was only the mirrors that made it look big.
The Braille Is Useless Here
Let us give them the benefit of the doubt. It does not look like a permanent sign, so things might change.
The Braille Is Useless Here
Again, this is a case of people not prioritizing people with disabilities. We hope they fix it right away.
Talking Like Pirates
It is possible that this hotel is actually run by pirates. That sign gives us a lot of clues already, right?
Talking Like Pirates
However, this is just another case of lost in translation. At least it delivered the message without a hitch.
The Breakfast Menu
Sorry, but that does not sound delicious no matter how we look at it. We would have to pass on that.
The Breakfast Menu
Maybe it is time for a health inspector visit. Just kidding! We bet the employee hadn’t had his coffee yet.
Calling Mister Fantastic
Don’t you just hate misplaced toilet roll holders? Why do they have to put them so far away anyway?
Calling Mister Fantastic
We do not want to have to belatedly grab some tissues. It is not only uncomfortable but also unsanitary!
Not For Claustrophobes
Elevators often have signs that warn the maximum weight or number of people it can hold.
Not For Claustrophobes
That is unnecessary here. We can easily tell it can just hold one person or maybe two children in one go!
Cleaning The Sidewalk
If you want to know how fancy the hotel is, you should check to see if they vacuum the sidewalk.
Cleaning The Sidewalk
It is common to see them sweep or power wash the pavement, but this is something new altogether.
Flooded Bathroom
We hate it when we find out just how bad the shower happens to be. No one likes flooded bathrooms.
Flooded Bathroom
We only wanted to take a shower and go to bed. We would be even more stressed with this.
A Vent To Nowhere
Have you ever noticed how foggy the mirror gets after a hot shower? A vent is needed to let the air out.
A Vent To Nowhere
This hotel thought they could fool people by putting a vent opening over a tile. Not a good look!
A Multi-Purpose Door
Why use two when you can use just one? This is how the bathroom and closet ended up sharing a door.
A Multi-Purpose Door
At the end of the day, you need to choose. Do you want to close the bathroom door or the closet door?
We Take Your Suggestions Seriously
This definitely sends a message! You might call it the paper shredder, but they call it the suggestion box.
We Take Your Suggestions Seriously
It’s hilarious, but the guests would not be glad to see this if they have legitimate concern or request.
The Gift My Hotel Had Waiting For Me
Some hotels offer rewards for their loyal guests. This lady was happy to find this in her new hotel room.
The Gift My Hotel Had Waiting For Me
She ended up becoming more disappointed than happy. This “free gift” did not meet her expectations.
An Inaccessible Room
Do you need a quiet place to read or work in? Well, this might fit that description, but it is hard to reach!
An Inaccessible Room
The décor is outdated, and it requires quite the trek. How did they even do this in the first place?
Our Hotel’s Mirror
It is only natural to expect mirrors in your room. However, you might want to check their quality next time.
Our Hotel’s Mirror
Some hotels do not cut corners, but some do. This is not the place for people with low self-esteem.
The “Hot” In “Hotel” Caught On Fire
Man, sometimes it feels like life is just toying around with us. For example, the fire caught this sign.
“Hot” In “Hotel” Caught On Fire
If you ask us, it feels like too much of a coincidence that it only burnt the letters “h”, “o”, and “t”!
An Expensive Vase On Display In My Hotel
Hotels like to install display cases for artworks or fancy vases. For this hotel, they chose toilet paper.
An Expensive Vase On Display In My Hotel
To be fair, it does look good under that lighting. Who knows, maybe it is actually a valuable statuette!
No One Will Remember This Password
Many hotels want to make sure that only guests have access to the wi-fi connection. Was that the case here?
No One Will Remember This Password
Maybe they just wanted to give their guests a challenge. You need good luck to spell this word correctly!
It’s Time For Some Better Insulation
Winters in Montana can get cold but seeing this door in our hotel would make us run for our lives.
It’s Time For Some Better Insulation
The least a hotel could do is offer a proper heating system during that time of the year, after all!
When In Doubt, Use A Toothbrush
Sometimes, you have to be a little resourceful when you work in hospitality. This is a bit much, though.
When In Doubt, Use A Toothbrush
We would be disgusted if we found this in our hotel room. It works, but that does not make it less gross.
Not One, But Two
Sometimes, you really like something and need to get more than one of it. That rule doesn’t apply to art.
Not One, But Two
We do not think we are overreacting by saying they could have at least put them in different rooms.
A Staircase To No Man’s Land
My, this is such a lovely staircase… too bad it leads nowhere! They went to all this effort for nothing?!
A Staircase To No Man’s Land
The hotel looks beautiful from this point of view, but we cannot fathom why they would do this.
A Cinema Room For Sore Eyes
The kids were thrilled when they learned the hotel came with a cinema room that was open 24/7.
A Cinema Room For Sore Eyes
Unfortunately, it failed to meet the image they had in mind. This is more like a basement viewing room!
The Hotel Maid’s Cart Is A Stolen Shopping Cart
They were out of maid’s carts, so they had to get a bit creative. They simply filched one from the store.
The Hotel Maid’s Cart Is A Stolen Shopping Cart
Did they think the guests would be fooled if they added a trash bag and put some dirty towels on it?
Someone Wasn’t Thinking Straight
This might be a pretty cool carpet, but we are sure there are few people who want to see it in a hotel.
Someone Wasn’t Thinking Straight
We are sure this has led to a number of accidents in the past! They should always put safety first.
How Helpful
There are words that do not need to be shortened. ‘Assistance’ is definitely going to be on that list.
How Helpful
Will you press this button in the middle of the night? Are you sure you want to do that? You might be in danger, but we would understand why you feel the need to hesitate first…
Hotel Safety Instructions
This hotel made a list of safety instructions for emergencies. This might be the funniest thing on this list!
Hotel Safety Instructions
Don’t drink too much (unconscious), don’t go to the dark place, lonely place (dangerous). Those are words one should always live by!
They Said There’s A View Of The Capital Building
The travel agent told him to stay here because it had a great view of the Capitol Building. Well, you can certainly take a peek from there, but we would not go as far as to say it was great.
They Said There’s A View Of The Capital Building
You can see it from the hotel but just barely! Next time, look for somewhere else in Washington, D.C.
The One Photo You Don’t Want In Your Hotel Room
People have different tastes in art and that’s fine. However, this is inappropriate décor for a hotel room!
The One Photo You Don’t Want In Your Hotel Room
We don’t have to explain what makes it so creepy, right? What made them think it was a good idea?
A Window With A View
The cheapest room in the hotel was called the ‘Garden Room’. This fella expected to see the garden…
A Window With A View
Apparently, that was too much to ask for. The view from the room was this brick wall. How nice.
No Fires Here
Why is there a sprinkler above the shower? Were they scared that a fire would start while showering?
No Fires Here
This raises a few questions. They should have put it somewhere more useful instead. Man, how strange.
One Question: WHY?
Alright, this one is for people who like to confuse themselves. Talk about a headache-inducing sign!
One Question: WHY?
If you find yourself in a hotel like this one, it might be a good idea to just pack up and leave.
The View Is Quite Literally, Trash
You know what, we would much prefer to take the view with the brick wall over this one. The view from this room is literally the trash!
The View Is Quite Literally, Trash
We’ll consider it if the room has been very heavily discounted. Just keep the curtains shut, folks.
Someone Messed Up Big Time
Here is another case of confusing signs. We can’t tell which arrow was meant for which section.
Someone Messed Up Big Time
We are sure the owners of the hotel never hired the same architect ever again. This sign is atrocious!