The internet, like everything else, has its benefits and drawbacks. On the one hand, technological advancements have undeniably made certain tasks much easier, such as keeping in touch with people all over the world. On the other hand, because the internet is so accessible to anyone and everyone, it can lead to some pretty bizarre and strange thoughts from people all over the world. Continue reading to see some of the most bizarre posts that have ever graced, or cursed the internet.
I Don’t Care Who You Are
Let’s face it: the invention and continuous advancement of technology can drive us all insane. Take, for example, social media. It’s hard to deny that platforms like Snapchat and Instagram can cause jealousy in relationships, whether you want to admit it or not.
Nonetheless, we believe this man’s girlfriend got a little carried away and went a little too far. After all, the only other woman who likes his photos is a cousin. The green-eyed monster, on the other hand, isn’t known for being prejudiced…
Giving Vegans a Bad Name
We’re sorry to say it, but this person’s “I’m above you” attitude is damaging to the vegan community. Those people may feel justified in not inviting “murderers” to their wedding, but if we’re being completely honest, we believe that everyone has a right to live their life according to their own standards, whether that means eating vegetables or meat.
Ultimately, there’s really no reason to punish people who don’t share your moral principles, especially when it comes to family relationships. Please accept my sincere hope that your hasty decision was ultimately fruitful…
Worth Selling on Any Site
We have no idea why this woman is so eager to get rid of her boyfriend’s lizards. Only one thing we know for sure is that she has no regard for Facebook group rules. Surely she would have gotten the message after her post was deleted numerous times in the past, but she didn’t.
Rather than posting her message on a different site, this girlfriend continued to try her luck with this particular group. While her lack of respect is grating, we have to admire her for her perseverance.
I Spy With My Little Eye
Wow, some people have truly amazing imaginations. While we can’t completely rule out the possibility that this sunflower is a spycam, we’re almost certain that the person who posted it is just paranoid for some reason.
The lack of trust could be the result of something their neighbor did to them in the past, or it could be that this poster is a former CIA agent who is well-versed in the latest spy gadgets.
Open Your Eyes
People, it appears that we have a conspiracy theorist on our hands. Regardless of his truth, it makes no difference. In reality, what we find hilarious is how certain he is of himself and the fact that he is so sure of himself. Forget about the fact that he’s basically saying Microsoft is corrupt.
Now consider the fact that he claims to have done his homework, yet he has two Microsoft products at home. That being said, if this guy had really done his homework, he’d already know this. Man, you need to open your eyes!
Where Are Your Manners?
Consider this: he claims to have completed his homework, but he owns two Microsoft products. However, if this guy had done his homework properly, he would already be aware of this. You need to open your eyes, man!
Despite this, we no longer live in medieval times. Since then, the handshake has evolved into a courteous greeting that is even seen as a sign of respect. Shaking hands with a woman, then, is hardly patronizing. Sir, you should learn some etiquette.
What in the World…
We’re not sure about you, but we were completely taken aback while reading this post. First and foremost, what is urine therapy and why is it the subject of a Facebook group? Second, why on earth would this young lady consider dripping urine into her eyes?
We simply have far too many questions and far too few answers. All we know at this point is that she’s been rinsing her eyes with pee, so it’s no surprise they’re reacting this way.
Family Tree
This is an intriguing theory, to say the least. Cows and pigs, according to this poster, are easily the worst foods a person could eat. Why? Because they don’t exist in nature, of course! Just kidding, but bear with us as we explain.
Domesticated pigs and cows have evolved alongside humans, but they are still descended from animals, so they are completely natural. Domestic pigs are descended primarily from the wild boar and the Sulawesi warty pig, so the author of this article should have done some more research before claiming that people are unknowingly eating muskrat.
Cat Drop
Don’t worry if you’re confused by this exchange; we were, too, until we read it through five times. We even had a good laugh at the whole situation once we realized what was going on. It turns out that the person who initiated the conversation thought that this particular service could provide her with a cat to babysit her child.
In actuality, however, this company provides in-home pet sitting services for clients. According to the reaction of the potential customer, however, they were not overjoyed about the situation at all.
TRY Me
We have yet another vegan who has clearly gone too far. While we admire this way of life, there was no reason for this woman to smash her fiancé’s Xbox because he bought the wrong type of cheese at the store.
The worst part about this post is that this woman completely justified and even laughed about her actions. Call us crazy, but we think this guy’s relationship isn’t the healthiest…
Scorned Heart
Seriously, what is it with people these days? According to the hostile post, this lady has clearly been harmed by a man at some point — possibly multiple times. While we completely understand her betrayed heart, we do not agree with her advice in the least.
Just because you’ve been ripped apart before doesn’t mean a random guy on the street deserves it. In reality, respecting someone will get you a lot further than inflating their self-esteem for your own gain.
Fake News
Researching once more! To be honest, you should probably fact-check yourself before telling someone else to do their research! In any case, we’re not sure where this person got their information — could it have been from the dark web?
Whatever the case may be, we can’t help but believe that it’s all a hoax. While McDonald’s has had its fair share of rumors and drama over the years, we doubt there is any evidence to back up this outrageous claim.
Extremely Disappointed
This is certainly one way to put your relationship to the test. Still, if you’re having your girlfriend over for the first time, you’d think you’d want to impress her rather than put her through a trial period.
Instead, this guy had a different strategy up his sleeve to figure out whether or not the woman he was dating was ‘wifey material.’ This whole experiment is not only offensive but also disgusting — to the point where this lady probably left his place gagging.
Ignorance Definitely Isn’t Bliss
You can’t help but shake your head at the ridiculous things people say in this world. Whether or not this individual knew anything about the history of the Spanish language, one thing is certain: ignorance is not bliss.
We can’t help but wonder why this author had access to the internet to create this post, but couldn’t use Google to double-check their facts before spouting completely uninformed opinions. In any case, since this romance language originated in Europe, let’s hope they have.
You Can’t Steal My Identity
This post deserves a full-on smack to the face, so don’t even think about shaking your head. We censored the information on Jorge’s social security card for his sake. Your eyes aren’t deceiving you, people.
After misplacing his social security card, this guy used Twitter to post a photo of it in its entirety. We don’t know where or from whom he learned his life skills, but we can only hope that someone has since taught him about the dangers of identity theft, which can affect anyone.
Daddy’s Little Girl
We can’t help but blame Daddy Dearest, even if he may have overreacted a little. He wasn’t born yesterday, after all, and he’s been around the block a few times. With that said, this papa bear is well aware of what the boys are after, which explains why he is so protective of his little girl.
However, he may have been better off not destroying school property. All we can hope is that he had a good reason for all the hot lead that got into the Macbook laptop.
How About You Grow Up?!
To be honest, we’re baffled as to why this woman is so offended. She’s acting as if she’s just seen a picture of a used tampon when, in reality, this photo is neither grotesque nor insulting.
No one is arguing that these things should not be done in private, but after reading about how progressive New Hampshire is, perhaps more states and schools will follow suit. Plus, it’s 2020, lady, and if you’re shocked by something like this, you probably shouldn’t be on the internet at all.
Not Today, Satan
Did you think we were finished with the vegan posts? If you did, you — and this woman — are both laughing at you. When she ordered an Uber, she probably didn’t expect her driver to show up in a butcher shop.
That’s exactly what happened in reality, and she wasn’t happy about it. Despite the fact that her driver had leather seats, there was no reason to give him a poor rating. After all, you can’t expect everyone to share your same set of values.
Flat-Earther
We think it’s safe to say that not only are there a lot of vegans on this list, but also a lot of conspiracy theorists. Take, for example, this Flat-Earther. Despite the fact that there is scientific evidence in favor of a spherical Earth, members of the Flat Earth Society claim that the Earth is completely flat.
We’d call this girl a hardcore Flat-Earther, and while she believes she just heard the truth from a real-life pilot, we can’t help but think he’s joking around with her.
Anti-Repair
What makes some people so dense?! In case you were wondering, yes, this is a real-life human being who wrote this. To be honest, this person must have slept through every single biology class they’ve ever taken to have no idea what a stem cell is.
We believe it goes without saying that stem cells are important for the body’s repair system, so we believe it goes without saying that you should not be against them.
Why Are You Using My Name?
It is more often than not a funny coincidence or a funny moment for both people when two people with the same name cross paths. These women, on the other hand, were not fortunate in this regard, unfortunately.
When it came down to it, one Emma took herself a little too seriously and accused the other of stealing her tattoo parlor’s name. If you want to tell Emma number one the truth, now is the time to tell her: whether you like it or not, the world is full of Emmas.
Essential Oils
So, when it came to home remedies for her daughter’s ruptured eardrum, this woman wasn’t completely wrong. She only applied the essential oils before her daughter’s eardrum ruptured, as you can see from the comments. It turns out that certain kinds of oils have medicinal properties that could help with ear infections.
The issue is that if you put too many drops in your ear at once, your ear can become clogged, which is what could have happened in this case. People, the moral of the story is that if you want to try a home remedy to cure something, make sure you do all of your research first!
That’s Just Cruel
Wait a minute. What exactly did we read? While there are a variety of ways to deal with a breakup — rebounding with someone else, partying with friends, crying it out, finding a new hobby, exercising — we would never advise anyone to do this.
Even though we understand the girl’s heartbreak and sadness after her boyfriend dumped her, we don’t believe torturing her ex’s mother is the best way for her to officially begin the healing process.
Who’s the Real Winner?
We’re not sure about you, but we believe it’s safe to say that this situation quickly escalated. Felicity went from having her baby’s name taken to stealing the man of one of her friends.
Although we understand how inconvenient it would be if a friend knowingly took the same name as your child, we believe Felicity went way beyond the call of duty. After all, a name is not the same as a husband.
How Much for Your Baby?
Is this lady real? While there are many things you can do and buy on the internet, we don’t believe that a newborn baby is one of them. Isn’t that self-evident?
Aleesha may have been making a strange joke on this mother, but she appeared to be serious about having a child. Let’s just hope that since this exchange, Aleesha has learned more about adoption and the process that goes along with it. We don’t want this woman to message another woman who has just given birth.
It’s Called History
A spelling and history lesson is also in order for this girl, so let’s get started. On top of that, he lived thousands of years before America was even established. In addition, Jesus was never referred to in the Bible as an American.
What source did this poster use for her information?! Worst of all, the author was so sure of herself. She was so pleased with herself that she didn’t even notice she had called her commenter “sweaty” rather than “sweetie.”
Have a Holly, Jolly Christmas
Another Flat-Earther, of course. But this time, it’s a man who has abandoned his wife and stopped speaking to his children because they believe the Earth is a sphere. We’re not playing games with you right now.
After failing to persuade his loved ones that his theories are correct, this man walked out on his family and chose to spend Christmas alone. Perhaps this guy should do some introspection before pursuing the truth about…how the Earth is a sphere. What? Didn’t we just say something like that?
Dinosaur Hoax
Wow, take a look at all of the experts who made it onto this list! While we admire this person’s self-assurance as they deliver these “facts,” we must admit that we aren’t completely convinced by what they have to say. Why?
We have tons of evidence and years of research to back up the claim that dinosaurs existed, thanks to modern science and academic thought. And, while it would be fantastic if dragons were real, this person’s lack of references inevitably makes us wonder how trustworthy they are.
Where Is Your Logic?
This post has really gotten us all riled up. Even though we appreciate the desire of many people to let their pets roam free, those collars have a purpose. The bottom line is that a random cat she sees on the street shouldn’t have its collar removed by a stranger. She should, in fact, be doing the opposite of what she’s currently doing.
Check the cat’s collar to see who it belongs to and where it lives if it’s out and about. Just because it’s far away from its home doesn’t mean it tried to escape — and you don’t get to decide whether or not it tried to run away.
Who Ya Calling an Idiot?
There’s no doubt in our minds that this post was written by an uneducated person. As a matter of fact, comparing breast milk to pee is a ridiculous comparison, and breastfeeding isn’t gross at all. This is actually a very common occurrence in everyday life. Until they can eat and digest other foods, newborns rely on breast milk for their nutrition.
Apart from that, breastfeeding has significant health benefits for both the mother and the child, even after the child has reached adulthood. Perhaps you should do some research before continuing to spew completely absurd opinions.
It Was a Nice Attempt
This is certainly a bold attempt at obtaining a woman’s name and phone number. Although we applaud Andrew for taking the risk of asking his waitress out on a date, we couldn’t help but cringe as we read his entire spiel on the Applebee’s Facebook page.
Although we can only assume that they weren’t expecting to receive this kind of notification, the restaurant responded to his post with the utmost respect and grace, which is a relief.
Catfishing
Here’s more evidence that the internet isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be. Catfishing is a real thing in today’s society, and it happens all the time. Although we’re not sure why this woman decided to catfish her boyfriend, all we can say is that betraying someone’s trust in such a way is extremely messed up.
We admit that this guy’s decision to dump his ladyfriend after meeting “another girl” online is not acceptable. Still, what was the point of creating this entirely fictitious persona in the first place?
Welcome to My Office
This is the last time you’ll see a Flat-Earther on this list, we promise. While having the sun as your “office” for the past 11 years would be awesome, it’s simply not possible. Even if you were able to land on the sun, the extra weight would crush and disintegrate your bones and internal organs.
However, if you look around, you’ll notice that there’s nowhere for you to land because the sun has no solid surface. It’s actually just a massive ball of hydrogen and helium gas.
The Female Mind Is Such a Mystery
It’s fair to say that this woman has a valid point. The creepy guys she has encountered throughout her life have almost exclusively used the word “female” when referring to women in their conversations with her.
This lady’s post is completely understandable, but the person who tried to explain it isn’t so clear to us. The commenter, on the other hand, appears to be a man who has never even approached a woman in his life.
Black Market
We’d give anything to be able to knock some sense into people. When it comes to standard C-sections, some people believe that doctors also remove the mother’s kidneys during the procedure.
And what happens to the kidneys? Will they sell them on the black market? We’ve heard about a lot of corruption around the world, but we don’t think professional doctors would do something like this. Furthermore, because kidneys are located higher up in the abdomen, they cannot be removed during this procedure.
Leonardo Mixup
While we wouldn’t normally blame someone for mixing up two people with the same name, this one is particularly difficult to get wrong. Let’s ignore the fact that Leonardo DiCaprio is not in the same line of work as Leonardo da Vinci.
Let’s start with the fact that Da Vinci died nearly 500 years before DiCaprio was born. To put it another way, it’s difficult to mix up these two legends. Sure, they’re both artists, but maybe this person should have done a little more research…
The Windy City
Andy clearly wasted no time in attempting to disprove this individual’s claims. Still, he should have read the post a little more carefully before responding with his response. After all, this Facebook user wanted to find a city that didn’t start with the letter “A.”
While there are a few that come to mind — London, New York, Tokyo, and Berlin — Chicago isn’t one of them. Maybe Andy was just trying to make a joke, after all. All we can do is hope…
Contradicting Yourself
We’ve got yet another vegan post for you, but it’s not what you’re thinking. While there are some hardcore vegans on the list, this individual has a different point of view. Vegans who eat meat, it appears, do exist in the world.
Even if you think we’re crazy, it appears that the person who posted this has no idea what a vegan is. You can bet they wouldn’t do well if they tried to present this argument to a group of vegans…
Track Your Steps
Let’s face it: this is awkward. Also, even though you have complete freedom to post whatever you want on the internet — lies included — you should probably check who your Facebook friends are before doing so. It is possible to find yourself in a precarious position such as the one described here.
The original poster hoped to impress their online friends by displaying their impressive skills. Even so, they had no idea a fellow student was going to expose their lies.
Twice the Amount of Time
We couldn’t help but wonder how some people manage to get through life after reading this post. Sure, there are a lot of factors to consider — some of which are frightening — when it comes to having even one child. Having triplets, on the other hand, can be a little intimidating.
The fact that this person believes that someone who is expecting triplets has a pregnancy of 27 months is completely confusing, to say the least. All that remains to be seen is whether or not the author of this post is a woman…
Don’t You Mean Cut?
To be brutally honest, did the original poster ever take an English class? The fact that she’s pleased with her new hairstyle is a good sign, but we can’t help but wonder who taught her the basics of the language.
Besides the fact that she doesn’t know her tenses, she also appears to have a problem with spelling. We believe she meant “past tense” rather than “past tents,” based on the context. This girl needs a book…
Where Is Your Intelligence?
Do you see anything wrong here, in terms of spelling mistakes? Yes, it appears that this individual could benefit from an English lesson. In any case, we find the first comment on the post to be extremely amusing.
Evidently, this dude misspelled “intelligence,” as evidenced by his “seriously?” response. That’s the worst part of this post, because he completely missed the point when his Facebook friend pointed out the mistakes.
YouTube Doesn’t Film You?
It’s fair to say, Tyler, that you sound like a generation of Boomers. Even though some aspects of the internet can be confusing, the basic premise of YouTube is easy to comprehend.
The beauty of this website, in fact, is that you have complete freedom to create and share your own content with the rest of the world. That being said, we’re not sure where Tyler got his information from, but hopefully Homie D’s response clarified things for him.
Love Me Some Synonym Rolls
Delish! Who doesn’t enjoy a good synonym rollls? Grammar helps a lot! While this lady did not technically make any spelling mistakes, don’t you think she could use a refresher on the English language?
Don’t worry, we’ll show you how! A synonym is a word or phrase that has the same or nearly the same meaning in the same language as another word or phrase. In this case, we believe you were looking for “cinnamon,” an aromatic spice that we are all familiar with.
Goodbye America!
Our heads are spinning at the sheer volume of wrongdoing in this place. Even though we have no idea why this woman thinks New York City isn’t a part of the United States, we do know one thing for sure: she is adamant about her beliefs.
When one of her Twitter followers pointed out her mistake, she only made matters worse by asking if the person had ever taken geology. Do you mean, doll, geography? Who’s the fool here, since geology is the study of the Earth?
What Is Ice?
Okay, people, you don’t have to be the smartest person on the planet to understand what ice is. While this man’s tone appears serious, we can only hope he’s making a joke on all of their followers.
Life will be a serious challenge for him if he truly does not understand that ice is simply frozen water. We can’t help but wonder how many followers this dude lost as a result of posting something like this…
The Answer Is in the Question
Are these people, for real? Is Google still around? Google is the first place we go when we have a question. Before we ask our friends on social media, we go to Google.
We’re implying that you should spare yourself some embarrassment. We were expecting a little more from this woman, given that she had already answered the question. After she posted this, we’re wondering if she realized the answer.
Rice & Beans
We respect the fact that their follower went along with the mistake rather than correcting it, despite the fact that we would have called this person out on their misspelling of “beings.”
Of course, “together we will rice” was the funniest response. Since “beans” and “beings” are both words that refer to food, we can only hope the original poster has learned the difference between them.
Hand Socks
We understand your pain, so don’t worry. Our hands become cold as well. Still, because you’re too busy trying to get a patent for hand socks, your Twitter follower has a point that you completely missed. Gloves are the closest thing you can get to that, whether you like it or not.
Consider this: how do you think you’d get anything done during the day if you had socks on your hands? You’d be unable to do so. So, how about you change your tune and apologize to your pal for calling her stupid? Buddy, she clearly has more sense than you.
What’s the 411?
Yes, of course. Let it all out! We want to know everything right away. What are these grapes talking about with you, exactly? Do they have up-to-date information on all the latest rumors?
All joking aside, we’re not sure how this person pronounces certain words, but we do know that “discuss” and “disgust” — while they share a root — are two distinct terms. Apart from that, we’re baffled as to how anyone could despise grapes.
It’s Biology?
We can all agree that education isn’t what it should be right now. The fact is that many of us have forgotten a great deal of what our teachers worked so hard to instill in us.
As long as they remember that all living things are animals, they’ll be able to get by. Before hurling insults, perhaps this individual should brush up on his biology knowledge.
Shhh…
With technology as it is, it is simple to press a few buttons and have a vast library of books at your fingertips. As a result, it’s possible that this person was unaware of the existence of libraries.
These large structures, which contain lots of books, are ideal for both children and adults. Perhaps this person and their child can go to one and learn how previous generations acquired their knowledge.
Must Take After Her Mom
We can see where you’re going in this situation. We are not going to follow you, but we can see what you are thinking. Even so, since we haven’t even explored Pluto yet, it only takes a few seconds to debunk your theory.
How did we get Plutonium if we hadn’t been there? This is most likely the source of your daughter’s annoyance. Calling your daughter dumb, by the way, is not cool, bro!
Mathematics and Logics
Yes, more than one person is born every second, and more than one person dies every second, but that does not mean that the same number of people die and are born. In the end, more people are born than die, which is why the population is growing.
This unfortunate individual was probably under the impression that they were being profoundly philosophical, but in the end, they needed to rethink their bizarre thought process. It’s just not logical in any way.
Don’t Try This At Home
It’s just not healthy to consume things in unusual ways or that you’re not supposed to consume. Vaccines are administered through injection, and broccoli is best served steamed with a pinch of salt and pepper.
As if that wasn’t bad enough, why are you encouraging someone to do something that could harm them? As a result, the human race may be where it is. All it takes is a little common sense. Nobody should perish!
Someone Buy Her a Map
It is common knowledge that we all know someone who is geographically challenged and has difficulty following directions, but there comes a point when you have to pause and consider where they get their information.
This young college student is currently residing in the state of California. Although Northern and Southern California are vastly different, they are not separate states, as far as we know. It’s a good thing she’s continuing her education!
Canine Intelligence?
Dogs have a high level of intelligence, which is why they can be trained. In fact, we believe that our four-legged best friends are smarter than we are in some ways.
They do, in fact, have a brain. All of your body functions, including walking, require the presence of a brain. The man speaks, but does he have a brain? That’s a good question. Perhaps we should all consider it and let the dogs run the show for a while.
Not Sure This Is Safe
We are baffled as to why this individual thought it was a good idea to sand down his tires, given that the tread on tires is what provides grip on the road and allows us to drive safely.
This is possibly one of the strangest things we’ve ever seen in terms of car maintenance. Sanding down the tires to this point takes a lot of time and effort. And, if you ask us, his efforts are going to result in some major issues!
Why Do You Ask?
Someone obviously did not study biology or reproductive sciences. There is no way the baby she is carrying is not hers unless she gets pregnant in vitro. It appears that the person who is asking this question is in some sort of trouble and is trying to shift blame to someone else.
Regarding the response, it is a good thing that there are humans out there who understand the fundamentals of reproduction, and it is for this reason that you should hold out some ray of hope.
What Goes Around, Comes Around
There are still people who believe the Earth is flat like a map, and you have the right to your opinion. If you don’t subscribe, someone should get you a globe, because it’s very easy for them to contact us.
In fact, they may be able to reach California before anyone else in the United States. Perhaps a refresher course in world geography would be a wonderful gift for this unfortunate person so that they are aware of the dangers.
Tax Dollars
People, let’s be honest: no one enjoys paying taxes. After all, you work your tail off to make ends meet when you know a portion of your paycheck is on its way out. Regardless of how much griping and moaning you do, it’s just a part of life and something we all have to do.
Our tax dollars assist in the provision of various public services as well as the provision of appropriate educational opportunities; however, they do not always go towards the removal of rain puddles that are caused by heavy rains.
Standards Shmandards
If there’s ever been a double standard, this is it. Still, rather than getting worked up over this Twitter user’s old-fashioned thinking, let’s be grateful that someone — Kaj Erik-Eriksen — called him out.
Kaj is a Canadian actor best known for his roles in The Commish, The 4400, and Boston Public as David Scali, Danny Farrell, and Jeremy Peters. Apart from his profession, it’s clear that Kaj here enjoys shaming the ignorant. Who could blame him, after all?
You Need to Be Banned
Please tell us if we’re crazy, but it appears that this person has a negative attitude toward couples who do not have children. But, in all seriousness, there’s no reason for this woman to lose her cool in such a public place. It is not your concern if people visit amusement parks without their children.
We’re sorry that little Aiden wasn’t able to get the pretzel he desired, but that doesn’t excuse the fact that you’re insulting a large number of people in your statement. Lady, get off your high horse!
All Sorts of Rituals
So, from childless couples to couples who eat children, we’ve come a long way. While Beyoncé and Jay Z have long been the subject of wild fantasies and conspiracy theories, we find it difficult to believe that these two iconic celebrities are out there eating children, especially since they have a daughter of their own.
However, this isn’t the strangest claim we’ve ever heard about celebrities. Some have even speculated that Queen B is an Italian immigrant. Mmmm, we’re not sure that is true either…
Nice Eulogy?
Sugar daddies have become an extremely popular way for young girls to earn money and support themselves, and it’s no surprise. While every relationship between a sugar daddy and their sugar baby is unique, it’s clear that there was no love lost after Brad’s death.
Demanda, on the other hand, used this Instagram post not only to pay tribute to Brad, but also as an opportunity to share some personal information. To be honest, this isn’t the most moving “eulogy” we’ve ever witnessed.