You might think terrible drivers who are out on the road are the worst but when you see these mind-numbingly horrific parking jobs you will probably change your mind. Drivers with non-existent parking skills are THE worst. However, forget about keying their car in retaliation and instead, leave behind an angry and well-crafted note – the ultimate revenge. Here are some of the really INTERESTING windshield notes that will surely make you laugh, die with laughter, or feel completely terrified. Of course, there are also notes that are just plain awesome.
Caps Lock Creates More of an Emphasis
A note in all capital letters is pretty telling that the writer is pissed off. In this situation, however, aside from angering the writer, the ‘worst’ car parker also created a cool opportunity for the writer to slide across a car hood, just like in films. Perhaps this is what some would call equal balance.
Caps Lock Creates More of an Emphasis
Dear Driver
Wouldn’t you say that this note begins quite nicely? The “Dear Driver” thing is pretty formal. The writer even added a “thank you” and a “we appreciate it” and signed off the note with hearts. However, even if you don’t read between the lines, you will still know this note is kind.
Dear Driver
For Heaven’s Sake!
The fact that the writer of this note decided to use their time to craft this, walk back out, leave it on this miserable person’s windshield just shows that those who don’t park well are the worst. The worst.
For Heavens Sake
Grumpy Cat Makes An Appearance
If you’re wondering how this person found the time to make this drawing of Grumpy Cat, you are not alone. We also would like to know how they came up with this idea on the spot. We don’t even remember what we had for lunch.
Grumpy Cat Makes An Appearance
Just For You
We can just feel the glee in finally getting the chance to use chalk for something very specific and useful. Fine. Glee probably isn’t the right word to use here.
Just For You
Monster Truck Ready
It is clear that this guy was pissed off. Signing off this note with “sincerely” definitely makes sense. We really believe he was sincere and meant every word.
Monster Truck Ready
Helen Keller Deserves Better
Who even finds this kind of thing funny? Well, if you do, then we should say we do too. This “note” may be wrong on many levels, but let’s admit that it is kind of funny. We’re hoping this is covered by their cheap car insurance because it looks like whoever did this made sure that it would take a lot to get rid of this “note”.
Helen Keller Deserves Better
Meme Me
This meme is simply perfect since it says everything. Hopefully, this person got a great car insurance quote in case something more drastic happens. Sometimes the idea of leaving a savage note is not that appealing, but we don’t really recommend anything more drastic than that.
Meme Me
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
THIS person must be really unhappy. No, we’re not talking about the person whose windshield got covered with peanut butter. We’re talking about the person who got so angry they resorted to using a tasty spread like peanut butter that way.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Well Then
If you are looking for a Carly Jepsen song perfectly remade, look no further. This person simply nailed it! And what an ending! Burn.
Well Then
Seasons Greetings
Definitely season’s greetings! Going into detail is practically unnecessary here. The note takes care of it all.
Seasons Greetings
Seems Simple
This is direct, to the point, and everything a person could ask for. Oh, wait. There is one more – park better!
Seems Simple
101
Quite the assumption, this one, but a solid point. Perhaps the driver skipped a class or something because this simply goes without saying.
101
So Much Hate
How much f*** can you write in a windshield note? This much according to this person. How much hatred was this person feeling? You be the judge.
So Much Hate
Some Things Just Hurt To Read
Let’s be honest here. This kind of plea is basically what every single person who has gotten a ticket feels deep within their soul. Mr. Ticket Man, please spare this poor soul!
Some Things Just Hurt To Read
Don’t Make People Doubt Their Grammar
Now this, right here, is a crime. What crime, you ask? Why, English grammar treason, of course! A car insurance quote should be the last thing on this person’s mind seeing as someone clearly needs to go to driver’s ed again.
Don’t Make People Doubt Their Grammar
Stevie
It is actually to the point, but we concur. It is too far.
Stevie
Stop Being A Jerk
Yup, this guy deserves what is coming to him! If he is thinking about cheap car insurance, well that is surely out of the picture. Towing costs, on the other hand, have entered the picture.
Stop Being A Jerk
Take The Bus
This person has clearly encountered a lot of bad parking jobs they decided to have loads of cards printed for particularly pesky situations. However, is there really a need to carry around cards like these? Hmm.
Take The Bus
Taken 4
Well, if there is one type of person you should be ‘terrified’ of, it is the kind who has the patience to go back in, type a note, and go back out to place it on your windshield. Quoting Liam Neeson is also a good indicator.
Taken 4
That’d Be Great
Have you seen the memes? Well, it has hit the windshield notes parking chronicles. Genius? We think so too.
That’d Be Great
Windshield Blues
Technically, this is not on the windshield. However, this person certainly made their point. How rude!
Windshield Blues
The General Public
YAS. That’s basically it. That’s everything. Point taken. Surely there is no need to spell it out…
The General Public
The Meteorologist
It seems like this note took months to craft – dark and ominous but still quite funny, in a disastrous way, of course.
The Meteorologist
Think Of The Ice Cream!
We won’t even attempt to comment on this one. Let’s just say this windshield note made us laugh so hard we ended up with tears and snot everywhere. It also made us think of giving this gal or guy all the ice cream they could eat– the kind that isn’t melted, of course.
Think Of The Ice Cream!
Two Kinds Of People
Ahh, New York does breed two types of people – one that beats around the bush and one that…well, you already know.
Two Kinds Of People
Uhh…
This windshield may be rude, but it is direct. To be honest, this isn’t the kind of thing we would want lying around on our vehicles at all.
Uhh…
Vaseline Threat
Well, it is true that this threat is terrifying, but it sounds absolutely fair. That’s all.
Vaseline Threat
Yup.
Does it really matter what thing the note is written on? Whether it’s paper or something else, when someone parks like a not nice person, they are fair game.
Yup.
Yikes
Why leave one when you can leave behind a ton of notes? We’re pretty sure these make a single message. It’s rather effective, we must say.
Yikes
Almost A Rhyme
If you know who Carly Rae Jepsen is, then you probably know this is a modern take on her song…though the lines don’t rhyme at all. So, a piece of advice. Don’t be tempted by cheap car insurance and just go for the good stuff. The next time might bring something else and not just a note!
Almost A Rhyme.
Very British
In case you didn’t know, parking with manners is still a thing.
Very British
X-Ray Machine
Now, this has got to hurt. That’s pretty much everything that can be said about this note.
X-Ray Machine
You Got Lucky
Who wants to get their car towed? No one in their right mind would want that for themselves, so this person reaaaaalllly got lucky here.
You Got Lucky
Bob Wins
Bob is the winner here seeing as he’s crossed the line of leaving a savage windshield note behind. In case you missed the point, Bob is NOT someone you would want to mess with.
Bob Wins
The Dent of Justice
We almost felt sorry for this person…almost, but thoughts about the beach distracted us. Going to the beach always seems like a great idea. Oh, what were we talking about again?
The Dent Of Justice
The Bottom Below Rock Bottom
Thanks for checking – so sweet of…wait a minute! That’s not sweet at all!
The Bottom Below Rock Bottom
Word Doc
It seems like this person has really good anger management skills. They managed to push their rage down and type up a document. What’s more, there is a diagram included that can help this driver to stop parking so horribly.
Word Doc
Turtle, Turtle
Burn. If someone compares you to a three-year-old because you can’t park effectively, that’s already pretty bad, but you know what’s worse? Receiving a turtle print out that can help you learn to stay between the lines.
Turtle, Turtle
Good One
You would think printed cards for people who mis-park are unnecessary. However, as you can see here, there clearly is a need for those cards. And this one has surely done its job.
Good One
Have A Great Day
Don’t you think this note is kind of nice? Nah, you’re right. A bit over the top is what it is.
Have A Great Day
Hero
Now, this is quick-fire thinking! We all need THIS. Very witty…and quite on the ball too.
Hero
Hiya
While it is not a handy business card, it is actually a nifty bookmark. Nevertheless, keeping some of these handy is pretty genius.
Hiya
Huh?
This isn’t the easiest diagram to fully digest but close enough. It’s to the point and clear, so that’s cause for celebration, I guess.
Huh?
HAHHAHAHAHAaaa
Such a note can offend anyone easily but then again, it’s really hilarious.
I Can’t…HAHAHA
It’s Not So Bad, Oh Wait.
This starts off quite reasonably but things go downhill for the worst neighbor soon enough. This is just savage. Nobody wants to get “the worst neighbor” award…nobody.
It’s Not So Bad Oh Wait.
I See.
Thanks? This note hits you where it really hurts. And hits you some more.
I See.
Instructions
Our favorite kind of notes left behind are the ones which include diagrams, especially like this one. Try finishing reading this thing without snickering. Trust us. It’s not easy.
Instructions
Just Don’t
Want to make sure you leave behind a message effectively? This is how you do it. All the necessary components are here.
Just Don’t
Let’s Play A Game
Playing games with a traffic warden could either go great or really bad, depending on the warden’s mood. Don’t you agree?
Let’s Play A Game
Mickey Joins The Party
What do all of these things amount to? Priceless perfection.
Mickey Joins The Party
Nature VS Nurture
Now, that is how you show decency. Making sure you leave a “head’s up” note behind. This really cracked us up. The most hilarious we have ever read.
Nature VS Nurture
No Offense But…
Nobody likes receiving this kind of note, and for good reason. Those white vans are just creepy.
No Offense But…
No Ticket Please
If this plea worked, we’d be quite surprised. But still, good try! You never really know until you try asking. Don’t you agree?
No Ticket Please
Parking Award
Well, this is a whole different level of creepy. Balloons with a note inside the car? If you don’t remember where you have seen that before, it’s probably because you have buried the memory in your subconscious.
Parking Award
Parking Pig
Ouch. Getting a note that calls you a pig just doesn’t resonate well, does it? However, you should also remember that a bit of consideration for others is expected.
Parking Pig
Facebook Button Approved
The Facebook button everyone has been eagerly waiting for…. Those horrible people with non-existent parking skills ought to know the truth, really.
Facebook Button Approved
First Day Of School
For some students, they had a super exciting first day of school, but for others, they experienced armageddon. Nevertheless, we can all agree that any school day (not just the first) means one thing – a race to find a parking spot. Therefore, just imagine the utter rage (the silent kind) that was experienced when people saw THIS. We’ll let that sink image sink in.
First Day Of School
Please Don’t Rob Me
If there ever was one ultimate appeal, this would be it. Next time, perhaps it’s best if you forego the cheap car insurance.
Please Don’t Rob Me
Sir T Rex
It isn’t rocket science. A note like this can only mean the person who made it was filled with so much rage that they resorted to crafting such a note. Piece of advice – get THAT alarm system fixed!
Sir T Rex
Please.
Seems easy enough. However, people wouldn’t leave behind such notes if everyone parked how they should. Sounds fair.
Please
Quite Handy
If the message here isn’t clear for you, then we can’t really add anything else. We suggest you try driver’s ed again. Then, get a great car insurance quote. After that, you can TRY to park again.
Quite Handy
12th Street
There’s you and then there’s everybody else on the same street. A point proven though!
12th Street
Aww Little Bunny
This person is completely right. Even bunnies do not have the power to smooth over such a horrible parking job. Perhaps next time.
Aww Little Bunny1
BURN
Hitting ’em where it hurts is a skill, and some people are too good at it.
BURN
Clever Jack
Jack was at least honest about the situation, even if it was a hit-and-run. But you know what? Perhaps honesty was not the best policy here.
Clever Jack
Did It Work?
If this worked, then it is truly an achievement far greater than the whole heist of Ocean’s Eleven put together.
Did It Work?
Feel Bad
Feel bad now about your horrible parking skills? If it makes you feel any better, your parking skills don’t really exist. Feel better now?
Feel Bad
Send Me Their Number
Top-notch sarcasm right here and it hits a tiny bit below the belt. That is talent.
Send Me Their Number
Short And To The Point
Let’s pause for a bit. My inner Chandler Bing needs to get out. Could this BE any funnier?
Short And To The Point
Spot The Dog
So you got a bit greedy and took up a few spots – not a big deal, right? So then you shouldn’t also be making this a big deal.
Spot The Dog1
We Salute You
How in the world did this person manage to take up four parking spots? There must be some kind of higher-level horrendous parking skills involved here.
We Salute You
We’ve All Been There
When nature calls, you can’t really not answer. However, sometimes it calls when you’re in a bind. What did this person do at such a time? Why, they got creative, of course! At least, there was a note
We’ve All Been There
Reverse Psychology Maybe
Tony, your psychology skills are mediocre at best. Unfortunately, your skills in backing out of a parking spot seem to be just like your psychology skills.
Reverse Psychology Maybe
Real Smooth Buddy
You know what’s truly difficult to do? Being consistent, so this person has unlocked another level. Taking up two spots consistently for one whole month is definitely a record.
Real Smooth Buddy
Nice Work, Corrine
Nicely put, Corrine. No one is above the law, even law enforcement. Shame on you, whoever you are.
Nice Work, Corrine
Paddlin
That’s a good one, buddy. We’re just not sure if the guilty party figured out what you meant.
Paddlin
Spiderman Gets Involved
If Spiderman has to step in to settle such silly affairs, you know you have surely crossed a line that you shouldn’t have crossed.
Spiderman Gets Involved
Look, You’re An Honorary Member
No one can escape the wrath of a person who had a parking spot jested from them – even Beetle owners. What a way to find out everyone on the block hates you. Poor Beetle owner. That must have hurt. A lot.
Honorary Member
Potato, Patato
Does the prospect of produce being thrown all over your car seem scary? How about this message carved in potatoes? We think it is in your best interest not to mess with the person who crafted this note, so you should never mis-park again. Ever.
Potato, Patato
Rich Dude
Just what was this ‘rich’ dude thinking? We guess not the poor grandma. Shameless!
Rich Dude
OUCH
This person was probably so proud that they crafted this note that they thought of printing out several copies, just in case. That’s forward-thinking, but then again….
OUCH
LOLZ For Dayz
This is brilliant! The shade that this person is thrown at the guilty party’s face…We should really slow clap right now.
LOLZ For Dayz
Oh Snap
Here’s to hoping you never get something like this, and that box is the last one that is checked off. It would be pretty hard to digest. Then again, you’d be dubbed as the King/Queen of the kingdom of worst car parkers.
Oh Snap