Look, You’re An Honorary Member
No one can escape the wrath of a person who had a parking spot jested from them – even Beetle owners. What a way to find out everyone on the block hates you. Poor Beetle owner. That must have hurt. A lot.

Honorary Member
Potato, Patato
Does the prospect of produce being thrown all over your car seem scary? How about this message carved in potatoes? We think it is in your best interest not to mess with the person who crafted this note, so you should never mis-park again. Ever.

Potato, Patato