Santa, Do NOT Touch Me!
The Santa on the left looks completely frightened to be holding a newborn, but it’s the other way around in the right photo! Our best guess is that it was Santa’s first time coddling a baby, and it was poor Jane’s first time as well.
Missing The Headband And The Smile!
Please get me out of this vegetable…we’re supposed to eat our food, not play with it, right mom? It’s freezing out here, I’m wearing no clothes and there’s something crawling up my leg! Halloween is now my least favorite holiday thanks to you guys!