Hillary-ous
I say, regardless of who you’re a fan of politically, there are some things you should probably never do. The first such thing is to get a tattoo of your favorite candidate. The second on the list is to never get their face as your next haircut. At least it will grow back.

Hillary-ous
Up Or Down?
Have you ever been so distressed about whether your hair should be up or down that you actually got a zipper put in to solve the dilemma? This might be the smartest hair-alteration device since the invention of the hair-straightening iron.

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