Hillary-ous
I say, regardless of who you’re a fan of politically, there are some things you should probably never do. The first such thing is to get a tattoo of your favorite candidate. The second on the list is to never get their face as your next haircut. At least it will grow back.
Up Or Down?
Have you ever been so distressed about whether your hair should be up or down that you actually got a zipper put in to solve the dilemma? This might be the smartest hair-alteration device since the invention of the hair-straightening iron.