For Half A Year My Neighbor Mooched Off My Internet. What I Did To Get Even Was 100% Legal (But Savage

Published on 10/02/2025
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Tech Surprise

At first, it seemed like the same old Daniel routine. But when I refreshed the device list, the surprise hit me—this time, it wasn’t just Daniel’s name appearing in my connections. A new entry flashed on-screen: “SaraGuest.” Almost immediately, her smart speaker began pinging erratically, blinking and chiming like it was competing in some bizarre holiday light contest. I raised an eyebrow. Sara? Now this was an unexpected twist. Daniel clearly wasn’t alone in this latest round of digital freeloading.

Tech Surprise

Tech Surprise

Curiosity tugged at me, and though mildly annoyed, I couldn’t help but smirk. Maybe my little stage play was about to expand to a bigger cast.

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Unusual Traffic

The detective in me couldn’t resist poking around further. With a few quick keystrokes, I rerouted the traffic, determined to uncover something new. My eyes flicked across the screen, hunting for anomalies, until—there it was. A voicemail alert, rerouted from none other than Daniel’s old account. Jackpot. This wasn’t just routine noise; this was potential gold. My fingers hovered excitedly above the keyboard, itching to pry into the message.

Unusual Traffic

Unusual Traffic

My instincts told me this was going to be good, the kind of thing you stumble across once in a lifetime while snooping.

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