Does the place a person chooses to shop at say something about him or her? Perhaps, but no evidence can back that up. However, what we do have evidence of some of Walmart’s craziest shoppers ever! Click to see some of the really outrageous folks who have started trends at Walmart.
Drain Hair
Everyone has had that gas station experience of seeing silly individuals driving off with the gas pump still in their cars. It’s possible this guy dipped himself a bit too deep in the drain of the shower while attempting to unclog it.
Drain Hair
The American Flag
As you all can see, the colors of the American flag are all there. The blue is on their shorts while the white is on the left, and the red is on the right.
The American Flag
Foxy Tail You’ve Got There
What did the fox say? You can ask him yourself. He’s actually just standing there, in front of the display. He most likely has the feeling that there is someone tailing him…
Foxy Tail You’ve Got There
Never Too Late To Dream
They told Grandpa Jack that he could choose to be anything that he wanted to be. Thus, he became Grandma Paulina! He’s one lucky man, having a full head of hair to match that flowing dress.
Never Too Late To Dream
Liz, My Crush
“The moment I saw her, I immediately thought she was really pretty, so I got up the courage to approach her and ask for her name. There was one problem, though. Lizards don’t speak plus she was busy hanging onto some lady’s head.”
Liz, My Crush
Walmart Bus
Have you heard about Walmart’s very own type of public transportation? What happens is that people attaches their cart to the one that is nearest them and then some kind of Walmart bus is formed.
Walmart Bus
Pushy Parents
To punish Kevin for having a tantrum while they were on their way to Walmart, his mother, Susan, made him push the cart during their shopping trip. Susan also got to sit inside the cart with Kevin’s baby brother during the entire trip.
Pushy Parents
Fake It Till You Make It
If you’re not confident, act like you are. If you don’t really feel glad, fake a smile. If you don’t own a pair of $200 Ugg boots, write “Uggs” on pieces of paper and then tape them on your $20 boots. Nobody will be able to tell the difference.
Fake It Till You Make It
Monkey Business
When Walmart had a “buy-1-get-50-free” deal on some bananas, all the monkeys in town begged for a pass to go inside. They were all going, well, bananas!
Monkey Business
Trend Setter
This young man managed to create something that you haven’t seen before. The article of clothing he is sporting is a mix of a shirt, an undershirt, some shorts, some long pants, and quite possibly a kilt. Just imagine walking around with that thing around your thighs…it sure won’t be easy.
Trend Setter
It’s A Miracle
Walmart heals! Trust us when we say that if the products that are in great demand are placed on the top shelf, you can expect miracles to happen! If you put your mind to it, you can definitely have it.
It’s A Miracle
If You’ve Got it
No matter what anyone says, if you have it, flaunt it. This man clearly knows what he’s got to do – flaunting what he has. Let’s just say, everyone now knows what it looks like…like that.
If You’ve Got It
Shoes For Life
Whoever said you can outgrow your shoes clearly hasn’t seen this. Obviously, you will have to make some minor adjustments, but that’s all that’s needed. If you have a favorite pair of shoes, then they can be with you forever.
Shoes For Life
Aisle 5
We know, you might have initially thought that Walmart now sell dogs. Well, they don’t. However, they do have dog poop in aisle 4. “Clean up on aisle 4!”
Aisle 5
It In Walmart
Stephen King’s It has been remade recently and was showing on the big screens not too long ago. So we’re not quite sure if this was the best thing to don while you shadow people checking out the clothes available in Walmart…
It In Walmart
Meat Matt
“Day 5 and people still think I’m one of the frozen lamb shanks. Can’t remember my reason for doing this, though. Anyway, it’s day 5!”
Meat Matt
The Line… Just Beat It!
This Michael Jackson impersonator had to get beans for the barbecue, but there were so many choices, he said to himself, “It don’t matter if they’re black or white.” However, when he got to the checkout lane to pay for his groceries, the line was super long, so he told himself, “Just beat it!”
The Line… Just Beat It!
Slowly Slowly
“Hey, I think your tortoise is trying to get away…” “It’s alright. I am sure I will find it.” “How can you be so sure?” “Well, can’t you see the leash and how slow it’s moving?”
Slowly Slowly
Melting Ice-Cream
This is what happens when you put on some pants which used to fit many years ago at a time when they were in style. Rather than fitting you in a nice and comfortable way, they make you appear as if you were a melting ice-cream.
Melting Ice-Cream
Ferret Adventure
Even though there was a clear “NO DOGS” sign at the entrance of Walmart, there wasn’t any signs that read shoppers were prohibited from bringing in a ferret… or a toupée for that matter.
Ferret Adventure
Be The Rainbow
In all fairness, that day was “National Rainbow Day.” Since she faithfully follows the “National Day” movement, this can be expected. Fortunately, that day wasn’t “National Adam and Eve Day,” which happens to be the next day.
Be The Rainbow
Message Received
If you are able to read this, then you’re too close. It’s also possible you are a driver who had gotten too close to a person on a bicycle, someone who could easily pass for an overgrown and luminous traffic cone.
Message Received
The Mask
When you are busy doing a mud mask on your face and your girls say that there is a sale on at Walmart, you don’t really have time to get it off your face before going out. Nope! Nobody has time for that!
The Mask
Young At Heart
Neither Jane nor Jerry felt how old they really were. They really wanted to stay young, so they are dressing and acting like youngsters as well. The only issue? The two really didn’t have any idea what was trending when it comes to clothing for each gender.
Young At Heart
Cheap Captain American
“Plastic or paper, sir?” “I’m Captain America! I don’t need any bag.” “That’ll be 79.90.” “What? I said, I AM CAPTAIN AMERICA!” “Sorry, that’ll be 79.50….”
Cheap Captain American
Floor Cleaner
The brand new floor cleaner had been so impressive that everybody wanted to have a look and even local policemen wanted to be there for the demonstration.
Floor Cleaner
I Do!
What’s the first thing that a couple ought to do once they said “I do!”? Simple. They ought to go to Walmart in order to make a joint account.
I Do!