The Line… Just Beat It!
This Michael Jackson impersonator had to get beans for the barbecue, but there were so many choices, he said to himself, “It don’t matter if they’re black or white.” However, when he got to the checkout lane to pay for his groceries, the line was super long, so he told himself, “Just beat it!”
Slowly Slowly
“Hey, I think your tortoise is trying to get away…” “It’s alright. I am sure I will find it.” “How can you be so sure?” “Well, can’t you see the leash and how slow it’s moving?”