Open Your Eyes
People, it appears that we have a conspiracy theorist on our hands. Regardless of his truth, it makes no difference. In reality, what we find hilarious is how certain he is of himself and the fact that he is so sure of himself. Forget about the fact that he’s basically saying Microsoft is corrupt.
Now consider the fact that he claims to have done his homework, yet he has two Microsoft products at home. That being said, if this guy had really done his homework, he’d already know this. Man, you need to open your eyes!
Where Are Your Manners?
Consider this: he claims to have completed his homework, but he owns two Microsoft products. However, if this guy had done his homework properly, he would already be aware of this. You need to open your eyes, man!
Despite this, we no longer live in medieval times. Since then, the handshake has evolved into a courteous greeting that is even seen as a sign of respect. Shaking hands with a woman, then, is hardly patronizing. Sir, you should learn some etiquette.