You Can’t Steal My Identity
This post deserves a full-on smack to the face, so don’t even think about shaking your head. We censored the information on Jorge’s social security card for his sake. Your eyes aren’t deceiving you, people.
After misplacing his social security card, this guy used Twitter to post a photo of it in its entirety. We don’t know where or from whom he learned his life skills, but we can only hope that someone has since taught him about the dangers of identity theft, which can affect anyone.
Daddy’s Little Girl
We can’t help but blame Daddy Dearest, even if he may have overreacted a little. He wasn’t born yesterday, after all, and he’s been around the block a few times. With that said, this papa bear is well aware of what the boys are after, which explains why he is so protective of his little girl.
However, he may have been better off not destroying school property. All we can hope is that he had a good reason for all the hot lead that got into the Macbook laptop.